jesus he’s fabulous
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saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
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- me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
- me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
oh my
oh my god
holy fuck
Pocahotness
^^^ REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT IM DYING!!!
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if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one wayI literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
i have seen the depths of hell
Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.
